Feliz Cumpleanos Tio Titty Baby!
Bobbie Burrito - Top 5 Things You Should Know About Your Uncle:
Between his facial hair and attire, some might label him a lumbersexual.
Besides Daddy and Grand Puba, Tio TB will be your emergency phone call for literally everything.
He can out drink your mom. On your 21st birthday, if you ask us nicely, we will prove it.
The amount of hair on his back could be used to knit sweaters for the entire population of underprivileged children residing in Chicago.
He has already granted you a small portion of his big fun-loving heart and you should treasure your place there forever. It's a pretty special heart.
3 comments:
Bobbie Burrito, your mom couldn't be more accurate in her descriptions. Your Tio TB is and will always be near the top of my emergency call list for almost any life emergency (minus anything dealing with bodily fluids that will likely engage his violent gag to puke reflex). If you can look past the rancid flatulence and his obsession with FOX News, he really is one of the greatest.
You are one lucky Bobbie burrito to have this guy your uncle! Now, he'll probably tease and keep you annoyed but that's just his way of saying I love you....he inherents this from his Gramma Bolen.
Oops...grampa Bolen and this is from Gramma Poke.
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