Thursday, October 18, 2012

Adios, Illinois!

A long weekend spent under the sunny skies of Arizona drinking wine with my best friend and celebrating one last time together before I become Mrs. Officer Bob?


YES PLEASE!

 
Hasta luego, bloggers!
 
The warm sun awaits me! :)
 
***Pictures/update to follow***
 


Sunday, October 7, 2012

One Concussion, Two Concussion, Three Concussion, Floor

 
RUGBY!
 
I don't get it.

I need an explanation of when women started producing testosterone at a rate highly exceeding that of The Hulk?

Dancing Queen for a reason completely unknown to me (drug use? brainwashed?) has chosen to engage in by far the most ridiculous sport I have ever witnessed.


I am still having nightmares that a 300 lb. woman is charging toward me with one goal in mind - death. I am here to tell you that I will NEVER understand the rules of this sport as the majority of my time spent watching it has been spent with my eyes peering through the hands covering my face fearing for the young lives of those running recklessly around the field. I'm not sure if teams recruit based on athletic ability or based purely on lack of anger management skills.

Girls are mean. If you can even call these muscle-bound, growling, vampires - girls? It's more than possible that scenes from Dancing Queen's games could be viewed in the final segment of 'Twilight' I'm glad I left my first rugby game before the beheading started.

The last rugby game left Dancing Queen battered and bruised in the emergency room and cancellation of the game on account of the fact that there were NO more players left standing to field a team. WHAT IS THE POINT?! I am happy to announce that after several concussions, x-rays, and ER visits, there were no deaths reported.  In fact, the WIU Rugby Team will be facing a new contender next weekend. Vampires don't die unless there are missing limbs - DUH!

So I went on a quest to answer my thought-provoking question.
What is the purpose of this game?

RUGBY!
 
Now - I get it.





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