Better Late Than Never!
Three Things
- Getting married is like a 6 month constant party of fun.
- My Matron and Maid of Honors are the best! :)
- Mama Dirt rocks too.
Decorations for the bachelorette party were themed, raunchy, and abundant. No worries....I have refrained from posting MOST inappropriate pictures - and believe me when I say there were many.
Mama Dirt and Dancing Queen were in charge of fashion design for the evening, and I pulled off one heckuva rockstar bachelorette look thanks to their attention to detail and pristine sewing abilities.
Prior to dinner, I of course had to snack on a few appetizers. CareBear's words of wisdom - "they don't really taste like that."
Unfortunately, I have absolutely no pictures from dinner although time spent at the restaurant far exceeded all other events of the night. Here's some highlights:
- Cocktails were plentiful - delicious, flavored, multi-colored cocktails.
- Mama Dirt ordered the following item from the menu: “The Bastacolli” Sausage, meatballs, pepper and mushrooms in a rich marinara over penne pasta and baked with mozzarella and parmesan cheese. You eat it all and receive a Free Basta’s Tee Shirt!
- Mama Dirt received an extra large take-home bucket of mostacolli and no tee shirt.
- Several talkative females surrounding a dinner table resulted in NO pause in conversation for a straight 2.5 hours.
- The waiter only spilled one bowl of pasta on the floor - pretty good when you consider the distraction of all the fine ladies surrounding him.
Following dinner, the ladies retreated to the party suite for a few phallic treats including but not limited to cake, cupcakes, popsicles, suckers, etc. Even Mama Gin got in on the action. (By the way....Mama Dirt must have had some rockin' party days because she can cook up some delightfully delicious jello shots with a special kick.)
Gifts followed dessert, and due to my family/friends incredibly inappropriate gift giving, I have no pictures for your viewing pleasure. What happened to the good 'ol days of lingerie gift giving? My family/friends instead chose to gift and RE-gift an entire collection of adult films featuring quite the diverse population of actors/actresses. The Llama should really spend more of her time molding the young minds of the girls she nannies and less time wasting money in the porn crane game at the local watering hole.
Games Followed Gifts:
First on the list? Banana Ring Toss.
Despite this display of impeccable technique and form, I did not earn the title of Banana Ring Toss champion.
Unfortunately for Liz, the hands-on-hip technique also did not result in victory.
I'm sure by now you have all noted the naked man in the background of the previous posted photos. Per tradition, the night included a rousing game of Pin the Junk on the Hunk.
A lack of blindfold resulted in Bob's Bachelorette Boa as a form of vision blocking. The Llama made a good move.
Mrs. E struggled slightly.
And Goldie walked away with the title. I think it was due to her "good luck" guide from behind.
Following games, the girls headed out for a little casino action. Monetary breakdown is as follows: Everyone lost money EXCEPT for the lucky mother of twins. She was lucky enough to survive delivery of two beautiful boys and her luck continued at the slots.
Following a depressing loss of finances, the girls headed back to a little relaxation and skin rejuvenation. It takes work to look this good.
A HUGE thanks to all those in attendance!
Only 13 more days until the real party starts!
