Miss America

There she is, Miss America

There she is, your ideal

With so many beauties she took the town by storm

With her all-American face and form

And there she is

Walking on air, she is

Fairest of the fair, she is

There she is - Miss America

FELIZ CUMPLEANOS, DAISY DUKE!

I could not be more jealous of your legs in that outfit.

You truly are the ideal.

The ideal mother to your children.

The ideal grandmother to your grandchildren.

The ideal wife to your husband.

(Though, at times, he won't admit it)

And the ideal, All-American woman!

It has been a pleasure knowing you over the last 6+ years.

You have become a good friend, and I only hope that friendship continues.

Enjoy your birthday!

Remember.....after so many, you get to start counting backwards!