Possible Explanation For Why Dogs Attack Me When I'm Running

If you see this image of a girl standing in the street outside your home, I am either

A. Preparing to land a 747 in your driveway

OR

B. Just out for my late night jog

Let me explain.......I hate the sound of my own breathing. Especially around mile 4 when it becomes ridiculously annoyingly loud. It makes me feel like I am dying a slow death. Therefore, I chose to purchase the very unsafe-for-street-running noise-reducing headphones to block out the sound of my journey to the afterlife. To make up for the fact that I could easily be run over by traffic behind me because I am unable to hear the missing muffler, I chose to purchase the reflective vest notifying drivers of my presence.

Make sure to look for me on Hot-or-Not.com.  I'll be in the hot category. Obviously.