Wednesday, September 26, 2012

The National Football League

is ruining my life.

 
 
I have lost sleep over the ridiculousness of Monday night's events.
 
This isn't healthy.
 
I need a new hobby.
 
Football is breaking my heart.
 
Unfortunately, I am not patient enough for knitting and golf is completely out of the question unless we're playing for high score. Suggestions for events to fill my fall freetime are welcome.
 
I will ALWAYS remain loyal to my beloved men in Green and Gold, but I'm not so sure my nerves can handle any more mouth of a sailor, wall punching, Officer Bob aneurysm inducing games.
 
Get this shit figured out, Goodell! 

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