I've still got some more weight to lose before running
becomes a comfortable activity.
If you consider feeling like you are slowly suffocating due to lack of oxygen,
scarred thighs from chafing burns,
and back pain from bouncing frontal ornaments
"comfortable".
I will have you know that running as a sport was NOT created
for hefty, well-endowed, short Mexican women.
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.
I still have about 10 more pounds to shed and one more cup size to drop
until I can successfully fit into the modern, hip workout clothes.
Until then,
I'll continue to permanently stain Officer Bob's old t-shirts with my chicana sweat.
Besides, I wouldn't want my running routine to be interrupted
by Matthew McConaughey look-alikes asking for my digits all the time.
My little black book is already full of the Don Vito type.
Must be the baggy t-shirts.
Holla!
3 comments:
This made me laugh out loud, keep up the good work!
As someone a fellow sufferer of frontal ornament issues, I learned after some serious chafing issues that body glide is my equivalent to running kryptonite. I hate the name of the product and the imagines it conjures, but you should check it out if you haven't already.
You make me laugh - sending you lots of good training jujus!
Thanks for the jujus, Mrs.! I have heard multiple suggestions for the use of body glide, and I think it may be time to finally put it to good use. My thighs can only take so much!
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