Roll Out The Red Carpet..........

I have forewarned "most" of the individuals who may make a regular appearance in my newly-formed creative writing habit. For the rest of you....surprise! You really should take it as a compliment that I consider you a consistent member of my social circle. OK....who am I kidding, between work and trying to close on a house, I really have had no time for socializing. The individuals listed below have been forced to hang out with me due to family obligation. What can I say though, I gotta love them!

Without further ado.......Now introducing.......

THE BIG BOCA BOB BLOG CAST!

STARRING:

 Big Boca Bob and Officer Bob. Big Boca Bob recently received her M.S. degree in Exercise Physiology (hold your applause) and now earns a living working as a Fitness/Aquatics Manager. She also enjoys personal training and teaching group aerobics. This does not, however, mean that she incorporates her teachings/knowledge into daily practice. If you see her eating a double cheeseburger and sippin' on a Coke, please don't take that as an opportunity to use her career field of choice against her. In her free time she enjoys hittin' the club scene as her dance moves are ALWAYS on point! (right, girls?). She also enjoys quality time with her boyfriend, Officer Bob. Officer Bob brings home the bacon by fulfilling his duties as a correctional officer for a county jail. He has a heart of gold and would do anything for anybody. He enjoys taking Gilbert for walks, and spending hours on end playing his PS3. Soon you can also add fixing up a house (painting, cleaning, yardwork, etc) to his current list of hobbies. He is told quite regularly that he is a saint for putting up with the antics of Big Boca Bob every day. (I'm still not quite sure what that means.)

SUPPORTING ROLES:

Mama Dirt and Osama Bin Father. Mama Dirt currently works as a receptionist for a small town physician. She has done an amazing job raising four fabulous children, and she has come to the realization that her job as a mother will NEVER end. I can't take credit for Osama Bin Father's nickname, but it's perfect, right? I mean....a beard like that takes some work. I initially thought twice about using the most well known terrorist's name on a blog for fear that government agents would soon be stationed outside my living room. However, I came to the conclusion that if Lindsay Lohan only gets 13 days in jail for what seems like 8 DUI charges and 2 counts of public stupidity, I should have nothing to worry about. Osama Bin Father is a quiet, gentle man who enjoys reading and repeating the same damn jokes for over 20 yearss.

Daisy Duke. Daisy Duke wears several hats for the family including proud mother of Officer Bob and his three siblings, primary bread winner for the family (now that Grand Puba has turned to a life of listening to Jimmy Buffet and leisurely rides on the Harley), laundry extraordinaire, and all around great gal.

Grand Puba. Grand Puba recently retired from the law enforcement biz and now spends his time napping, riding the Harley, yelling at the pets, and annoying Daisy Duke. All of which he does with a certain amount of class like no one else. Officer Bob and I will be relying heavily on Grand Puba during the next few weeks for his expertise in home repair.

SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY:

Huracan. My older (yet definitely NOT wiser)brother, Huracan, currently attends QU and has even snagged himself the former university mascot, Victor E. Hawk, as his loving girlfriend. Trust me....its true...I couldn't make that up. Huracan will soon be a M.S. graduate and on the search for new and exciting adventures in life. I'm just hoping those new and exciting adventures don't lead to mooning people, Mexican Judo, and songs about a dirty sanchez.

El Aguila. My younger (and as much as I hate to admit it) wiser brother. El Aguila and I have been by far the most competitive siblings of the bunch. He may have received the athletic and academic genes, but I got the looks, damn it! El Aguila spends his free time running, teasing his girlfriend, and let's not forget running. He is currently attending ISU with the hope of becoming a doctor. Way to show me up yet again, El Aguila! You couldn't have just spent your days wasting hard earned drug money on strippers and cheap liqour?

Dancing Queen. Poor Dancing Queen spends her days listening to voices repeatedly stating, "You look exactly like your sister!" She is forced to live with my exceptional responsibility of being ridiculously good looking. Dancing Queen and I are two peas in a pod. We share many of the same interests, and commonly get mistaken for one another. We usually solve this by telling people that I'm the brown one and she's the white one. Dancing Queen is a senior this year (I can't believe it), and enjoys dancing like there's no tomorrow and making bonfires with her tight-knit group of friends. She has a contagious personality, and a love for life like none other.

Titty Baby. Titty Baby is the affectionate husband of CareBear and the outspoken, outlandish, brother-in-law of Officer Bob. He is well known for his abilities to throw a rockin' annual Halloween party, chug lunchboxes, and quickly respond to the crying call of a girl whose car just caught on fire (it happened). He also has the uncanny ability to sell anything. He would sell his mother if it meant a great profit.

CareBear. Several nicknames came about when deciding on a moniker for Officer Bob's older sister. CareBear was by far the most vocal regarding her blog name. CareBear works as an early childhood teacher. She gets to hang out with babies all day....lucky her! Speaking of which...we would all like to know when CareBear and Titty Baby are gonna have one of their own! CareBear is known for her opinionated personality and lack of patience for individuals with no common sense. No worries though...her bark is worse than her bite.

The Llama. Ever seen Napolean Dynamite? Great...let me introduce you to Officer Bob's younger sister, The Llama. She has a great love for animals and is currently in her last semester student teaching before receiving a degree in Special Education. The Llama may not be the classiest gal you've ever met, but her lack of table manners and lack of common sense are what make her truly unique! I have no doubt she will accomplish great things in life.

Mr. and Mrs. E, Shorty and Runt. Though we don't get to see Officer Bob's older brother, wife, and their two children as often, we really enjoy their company when we get the chance. Mr. and Mrs. E recently got married in Cocoa Beach, Florida on a lovely sunny day. The talkative girls, Shorty and Runt, are as cute as can be. Congrats again, Mr. and Mrs. E, on your marriage and happy family!

The Big Boca Bob Blog cast has officially been unveiled. For those of you that don't like your blog name....I don't care. My blog, my rules. I will have to forewarn you, however, that the paparazzi may be after you soon. You are now officially in competition with the Edward vs. Jacob saga for front page news. Stay photogenic, blog cast!

(Btw...I'm most definitely Team Jacob. Have you seen those abs?)