In exactly one month three extremely dumb, pumped-for-a-challenge,
mentally insane girls will do the following.......
RUN.
Jump through tires and run over balance beams.
RUN SOME MORE.
Jump over and crawl under police barricades.
(hopefully a hell of alot less than what is pictured here)
RUN SOME FREAKIN' MORE.
Crawl under a cargo net.
Jump over marine hurdles.
Navigate over/through a stack of cars.
(who comes up with this shit?!)
PICK MY DIGNITY UP OFF THE PAVEMENT OF NAVY PIER AND
ATTEMPT TO KEEP RUNNING..........
Complete a set of monkey bars
(a task I couldn't even do in grade school - ugh!)
RUN SOME BLEEPIN' MORE.
Climb the effin stairs of effin Soldier Field - Home of the effin enemy
(what's that? up and down for an effin mile?! whose idea was this?!)
QUESTION MY SANITY.
RUN. RUN. RUN.
Jump over taxis.
Climb over a bus.
Jump over a 9 foot wall.
DIE.
It's been a great 24 years everyone!
At least I'm goin' out on top!
On top of a stretcher that is......rolling down Michigan Avenue......
At least I have two girls rollin' with me.
Please pray for us.
1 comment:
Signing up for this kind of torture is a clear indication that you are well on your way to being declared certifiably insane. Good luck!
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