I Like To Play Dress Up

February 2013 has been dedicated to role playing.

 

Get your minds out of the gutter people.

 

I'm talking "dressing like a fool and embarrassing my future husband" kind of role playing. No kinky involved. Real clothes are overrated. I kind of wish my closet consisted of more costumes. I'm not lying when I say that I could totally live my entire life dressing as a different character each day. Am I odd? Yes. Is being odd fun? Heck to the Yes.

 

I give you......

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.

 

NOT in that order as pictured.

 

 

Word to the wise:

Never invite Big Boca's family to a theme party.

It is ALWAYS taken literally.

 

Last night I became:

 

Saturday Night Fever

Bachelorette Disco Queen

 

A girl can never over accessorize.

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Next month, I get to be a princess.

Maybe not one of my most predicted roles,

but definitely much anticipated.

 

By the way:

I know you are all waiting for photos/stories from the bachelorette party. I will not disappoint. Just give me a chance to alphabetize my extensive collection of adult videos I was gifted. I'm a little obsessive compulsive when it comes to my nudey movies.

Bridal Shower Red Carpet Preview

How many of you can say you dressed like this

on the day of your bridal shower?

 

Furthermore,

how many of you can say your fiance showed up

toting a baby wearing sunglasses and

looking like this?

 

 

Mama Dirt, Dancing Queen, and Mrs. Horn

really are the best party planners!

 

Officer Bob and I were most definitely showered

with *star power* love.

 

Wait until you see the rest of the stars that hit the red carpet!

 

It.Was.Awesome.

 

Crazy Little Thing Called Life

Things you missed in my absence:

Officer Bob celebrated his 28th birthday.


He's pretty cute. I'm considering marrying him next month. He acts more like he's 15 than in his late 20's. He enjoys making fun of his soon-to-be wife, playing PS3 until the wee hours of the morning, and making funny faces.

 Huracan Ramirez celebrated his 29th birthday.


He's kinda OK in the looks department. I'm considering calling him next month. He acts more like he's 21 than in his late 20's. He enjoys making fun of his favorite sister, playing guitar until the wee hours of the morning, and making even funnier faces.

CareBear celebrated her 29th birthday.


She's beautiful both inside and out. I'm considering officially making her my sister next month. She acts her age. She enjoys making a fool of herself in costume at bridal showers, chasing after her adorable daughter, and proving her husband wrong.

• I sprained my back tying tags on wedding favors. Is that normal?
• The birthday boys and a few tag-a-longs (Big Boca Bob included) celebrated their aging process with a ski trip in Wisconsin. Everyone survived. There were no broken bones. Broken egos? That's another story.
• Mary Poppins, Juno, and Elle Woods threw me a Star-Studded Bridal Shower with guests including Tom Cruise, Liz Taylor, The Cat in the Hat, Forrest Gump, Indiana Jones, Super Girl, Two members of the Clampett family, Wilma and Pebbles Flintstone, Olivia Newton John, Jovie the Elf, Katniss Everdeen, and Jennifer Beals just to name a few. Zach Galifianakis even made a guest appearance dressed in his famous role as Alan (baby Carlos included). Several pictures were taken and will be posted soon. It was a BLAST!
• I filed my taxes. It's ok to be jealous.
• After looking at the February and March calendar, I realized the schedule of The Bob's could not be any more ridiculous/confusing.
• Just when I thought life couldn't get any busier - it did - and I like it.

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